Nationality: Like to think I’m a net-citizen, but if I were ever stuck in a 3’rd world country with a dictator’s jailer asking me questions, I’d probably ask for British consular assistance.
Age: I’m old enough for that question to bother me.
Likes: Writing, people, traveling, reading and of course women. I have little choice because I grew up in a house full of them.
Hates: It’s not really a hate, but I don’t really enjoy being dyslexic. It’s a bit of a bugger if you like writing. Besides that I’m not fond of “naysayers” the world has too many of them.
Heroes: Darth Vader, Genghis Khan and Gandalf – because I think they were all secretly dyslexic and they didn’t let it hold them back! But my favorite person by far is my Son.
Favorite Joke: ——->
Me: Did you ever hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
Me: He sold his soul to Santa!
It’s a lot funnier when it actually happens to you 🙂
Okay that’s it for now, I’m sure you have found my profile extremely unhelpful, but that’s life. Hopefully I can fill in the large blanks of missing information as we go on this journey together. So now that you are semi convinced that your not dealing with a robot, or a faceless multinational corporation hell bent on global conquest, I will sign off.
By the way, don’t be too annoyed if you see the odd mistake. If you do, please refer to the Santa Joke!